Pro's
- You save water by showering at the pool.
- You are automatically disinfected with all the chlorine found in the water
- You can blame the scratches on your body to the game
- Your tan line will be smaller than every one else's
- You can show off when going swimming with friends who are not comfortable in the water
- You body is so toned you are the envy of your friends
- You find it easier to make friends especially after seeing them naked in the showers
- Your arms become so powerful that your bowling shots start getting harder and love the sound the pins make when they are being destroyed
- Your eyes are used to seeing perfectly under water
- You can eat as much food as you like without putting on the weight
- You dont mind swimming naked as you get used to your suit being ripped
- People watching the game all know your name
Con's
- You smell of chlorine 24/7
- You hair turns to straw
- You have so many cuts and bruises people think you like getting into fights
- Your eyes become so red with the chlorine that your friends think you are on drugs
- Your most sensitive areas are usually attacked under water
- You end up spending so much money on bathing suits that you end up broke
- Your fingernails seem to be non-existant any more
- Waking up at 6.00 in the morning is the norm for early training
- People peeing on you during showere time becomes normal
- Your bathing suit is never dry
- The sound of a whisle turns your head
- You are sworn at by people who do not know anything about the game because you missed the last shot
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